• Even before the Oscar Ceremony had started, avid social media user Lou and her child prodigy Euan R allowed their fans a brief glimpse of their outfits.
  • The brief glimpse of Lou's dress was quickly followed by a steady flow of 'Selfies'. She had been quite vocal that her dress was an ebay special and that she had taken it up and in herself!
  • Clearly excited about the imminent awards Lou uploaded to every site imaginable causing a global slowing down of all internet connection speeds. This has now been dubbed as 'The Lulu Effect'.
      • Soaking up the attention she spends a good 20mins wooing the crowds on the red carpet, until they are bored senseless.
      • Euan R, the star of Beards gone Wild, has refused to shave it off even after filming's finished. He is quoted as saying its here to stay so stop asking!
      • Euan R spent no time on the red carpet even though hoards of girls fainted from screaming so much.
      • Having managed to sneak into the Ceremony Arena a quick look about showed the imaginative decorations our Oscar nominees will get to see this year.
      • The Oscars being closely guarded.
      • Euan R's PR team closely monitors all twitter activity.
      • Mr Rats, classy as usual, shows he is happy to lower himself to the task of waiting.
      • Showing the usual friendliness for the cameras, but their rivalry continues behind the lens.
      • Wendy Woo - glamorous as usual. Twitter went wild when she walked the red carpet alone, sans Paul. She insists that Paul is off directing a new film in America but as yet this remains unconfirmed.
      • Even with out Paul, Wendy Woo shone like the star she always is.
      • Lou and Mr Rats meet up on the red carpet for a fleeting picture. The tabloids go into a frenzy as these two stars share a rare moment together.
      • Next to arrive is Ren. Daring in her see through dress and plummeting neckline the boys in the crowd went wild.
      • George C. who is renowned for his hatred of the Paparazzi sent this one into a spin when it was suggested that Ren was hotter than he is.
      • He pushed this photographer out of the way but was only too happy to do a few Selfies with anyone that wanted.
        • George tried to woo the crowd after his altercation with the photographer. His hand gesture either meaning he wants peace, although social media believe this is his on-going affiliation with the religion 'The Twos' who believe that most things in life should come in 2's- he has 2 wives (although 1 has never been seen), 2 planes, 2 boats and of course he had 3 of his finger digits amputated as a sign of his ongoing commitment to this quite ruthless religion.
        • RenG- (Ren and George) having starred together in their latest flick called 'Short Man, Tall Girl' - a comedy and one which has received rave reviews.
        • Ren also follows 'the Two' religion and has her pictures taken with her second husband, Paul F. Paul F, an avid Dockers supporter shows his support of his wife by missing the Dockers game.
        • Cat caused a chatter when it was realised that her necklace cost over a million dollars. Having a string of successful movies already under her belt has resulted in immense wealth. She never wears the same clothes twice and she has been seen taking her clothes down to the homeless people of Midland to show her humanitarian side (although she refuses to touch them!).
        • Mr Rats and Paul continue the rumours about their relationship. Looking surprisingly comfortable in each others arms, they continue to refute these claims saying that 'love is love whatever the sex'.
        • The younger generation of stars come through to the Oscars hall. The 'brothers black jeans' in the middle caused a stir when they ran into the crowd to give hi 5's.
        • Mr Rats, desperately hoping for an Oscar for his role in Cocktail continued the role during the Ceremony.
        • Clearly proud of his cocktails Mr Rats kept his 'shaken not stirred' going all night!
        • Social media went wild after it seemed that Paul was unable to move his face due to too much botox.
        • The crowd literally roared when the JosMa arrived, late as usual.
        • Having kept her hair under wraps all week this new style showed how bold and out there Jos can be.
        • Ma (born as Mark but only ever responding to Ma) literally struts down the red carport, being protected by his usual security team.
        • Ma, who continues to insist that he is desperately shy, refuses to take his sunglasses off even though he kept banging into things.
        • Sprawled all over the tabloids this morning, the general comments have been if Ma has had some cosmetic surgery gone wrong, or a stroke. Who knows. Either way Jos seems to be standing by her man.
        • JosMa, always renowned for their unique hair styles have had a duo dye- is it yellow, strawberry blond, or just chlorine gone wrong?
        • Jos showed her distain for the crowd who were chanting 'Lemons Lemons Lemons'.
        • Ma, shy as usual, went along with the crowd, grabbed a mic and sang 'Oranges and Lemons said the bells of st Clemont's'. The crowd went wild!
        • The original members of The Breakfast club all back together for the night. People on Facebook were wondering is Lou was shrinking or if Ren was stretching.
        • Always laughing and joking these 4 ladies insist their good looks are down to drinking 4 pints of water a day. Recently a journo got hold of some of this water and had it tested… it was an unknown substance which some have suggested contains moon dust.
        • The girls lives up to their reputation as dominators by making this poor cameraman lie down and admit that he was just beneath them.
        • JosMa posed for the camera with their usual pouts. Now famous for this they have recently released a video on face exercise for the perfect pout.
        • This good looking couple have now had decades of success on the red carpet- I wonder if this new look will catch on as in other years.
        • Both believers in Cryogenic freezing they are expected to elect to enter this state within the next 6 months, apparently not wanting to wait for death to be immortalised and possibly brought back to life in years to come. Watch out yr 2500.
        • Both Paul F, Paul C and Lou were amiss when the SimCamFarmTrays joined for their annual group photo. George took the opportunity to hold 2 beautiful ladies and Mr Rats was happy to hold onto Wendy Woo. The only person not standing with arms draped and slightly aloof from the group was Ma. Is this a sign of his outrageous behaviour starting to wear thin on this tightly knit group?
        • Lou rushes in, always taking the opportunity to be in a shot. The hogging of the limelight went on for sometime before a queue of other Oscar go'ers eventually 'got permission' from these old schoolers to walk on the red carpet.
        • Missing just Paul C & being joined by PaulF. the SimCamFarmTrays enjoy this reunion. There continues to be rumours of a tv series following the group.
        • Born in an era where Jazz hands were insisted upon, this veteran crew showed they could still 'jazz' it up.
        • As you can see nothing could budge this group from being centre stage. Soaking up the attention they literally had to be forced off the red carpet.
        • Ma won the oscar for his outrageous role in 'The Flirt'. Some suggested the part of literally made for him. Again he insists that he is desperately under confident and withdrawn. His speech was an epic which required an intermission for toilet breaks.
        • After the conclusion of Ma's acceptance speech the shy retiring Ma staged dived into the crowd. One lucky fan managed to grab his speech and promptly put it on Ebay- at present its hit the $10,000 mark (strangley though the person bidding the most is #Ma and #Jos).
        • As the SimCamFarmTrays settle in for the night, Paul F replaced George for the ceremony. Some suggest George has gone off to meet his 2nd wife. Ren shows her distain for George's absence by making Paul F Instagram a picture of her with just 1 finger up. George immediately responded in fury to this blatant disrespect for 'The Two' religion.
        • Jos and Wendy Woo have recently joined forces and are doing the 2014 Cycle for Girls Because I Can charity bike ride. Donations will be greatly received to either Jos's page- https://cycleforgirls2014.everydayhero.com/au/josie or Wendy Woo's page- https://cycleforgirls2014.everydayhero.com/au/wendy
        • Both ladies so elegantly dressed let One Direction take some pics for their Instagram- apparently their Mums would have been so excited to see these Oscar Veterans in the flesh.
        • As the night progressed the casualties could be found in the chill zone. Many had just decided that it was too darn late and made a bed wherever you could find one.